Friday, December 16, 2011

Cocksucking Phone Sex


You know, I really love cock. It doesn't matter what kind it is, as long as it's big. But I know YOUR secret. Your favorite kind of cock is big black cock. Well, lucky for you, I have several BBCs on call!

I know that you like watching me fuck a big black dick like the little cuckold slut you are, but I also suspect there's more to it than that. I'm willing to bet quite a bit that if I told you to get on your knees and service that BBC for me, you'd do it in a New York minute.

Ah! I was right, wasn't I?

The only thing that's holding you back is a lack of knowledge about cocksucking. That's not a problem, though. I'll be glad to teach you. I've learned a lot since my divorce and perfected my skills on quite a few different cocks. I'll show you everything I know.

I can't wait to see you with your lips wrapped around a BBC. It's going to look so sexy. I'm even going to teach you how to deep throat, so it looks even better when that whole dick disappears in your mouth. We can't even call it forced bi, can we? You're way too willing for that!

This mature phone sex lady can't wait to teach you all you need to know to be the world's best cocksucker. So give Mrs. Eddy a call!

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tease And Denial Phone Sex


Hey, guys! I wanna tell all of you a story. It totally happened to your favorite little prick tease today at the mall!

So I was in the mall with a couple of my friends, finishing up my Christmas shopping. We were in Victoria's Secret 'cause even though I was Christmas shopping, I always like to buy a thing or two for myself, too, LOL! Anyway, there was this guy in there, right? He was obviously in there shopping for his wife or whatever. But being the naughty cock tease that I am, I HAD to give him a "hard" time.

I walked over very close to him and started picking up the sexiest panties I could lay hands on. Then, this 18 teen phone sex brat started talking a little *too* loudly to my friends and asking which pair they thought my "boyfriend" would like best.

I thought the poor guy was going to faint. He tried to walk away discreetly, but we just sorta followed along behind him. He couldn't escape until he left the store...and I'm sure he went straight to a bathroom to jerk off!

Another one falls to my evil tease and denial games!

Don't you wanna have tease and denial phone sex with me, Mallory? Just gimme a call!!!!!

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Friday, December 9, 2011

Granny Phone Sex


When you think of a Granny, you probably think of some sweet, doddering old lady who bakes cookies and knits sweaters. You probably DON'T think of a dirty old woman who seduces all the young men and indulges all her nasty sexual fantasies as often as she can. But even if that's not your mental image of a Granny, that's still what this phone sex Granny is!

You could call me a cougar. And if you did, you'd be right. There's no sense in denying it.

I do love younger men, but I've been known to have some fun with older men if they can keep up with me. Most of them can't, but I think they like trying. I don't mind playing with them. I just hope I never accidentally give one a heart attack.

A lot of men like the idea of talking to a mature phone sex lady like me. But I don't think they realize exactly what's in store for them until it's too late....

Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to scare you off. I want as many different men to fuck me as possible, and scaring you off wouldn't make that happen. But I do want you to be prepared. You're going to need a lot of lube, a lot of stamina, and lot of dirty fantasies to be fulfilled during Granny phonesex with me.

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex


I'm a size queen. And why not? I like to be satisfied, and a girl who looks like me can afford to be picky. Unfortunately for you losers, I have more than just looks. I have a brain I'm not afraid to use...a brain that knows you need humiliation phone sex.

Your cock is small, and we both know it. It couldn't satisfy a midget, LOLOLOL. It's only worthy of small penis humiliation, and I'm going to be the one to give it what it so richly deserves.

You've never met a Humiliatrix like me. Most coeds will just giggle at you and call you a loser. I'll do that, too, but I'll do so much more.

You'll go display yourself for me. I like laughing at you, but I want to see others laugh at you, too. You know your tiny cock gets so hard from CFNM humiliation. But that's not why I do it. I don't give a fuck if you get off on it or not. I only care about what humiliates you.

I love destroying male egos. If you want to see what I mean, call me. The number is 1-877-TASTY-1O for SPH phone sex with Princess Sheridan. Don't make me wait. It'll only make it worse for you.

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Sissy Humiliation Phone Sex


Some women like to play with sissy boys and tell them how pretty they are. They like creating a work of art out of the sluts or some shit. I guess that's fine for them, but I don't believe in coddling sissies like that.

I know that sissy phone sex whores are pathetic. THEY know they're pathetic. What's the point in beating around the bush, then?

I prefer sissy humiliation by far. Honesty is a virtue, is it not? Well, honestly, sissies are losers who deserve to be laughed at.

They look stupid all dressed up like women. They might think they look pretty, but I know better. And they know better, too, if they're honest with themselves. They know that all they deserve is scorn because they're obvious failures at being men...and then they fail at being women, too!

If you're a sissy who knows he needs humiliation phone sex in his life, then pick up the phone and call Mistress Gladys now.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Roleplay Phone Sex


I've always been a good girl. It gives me great pleasure, giving other people what they want and making them happy. Sometimes, they return the favor, and sometimes, they don't. I like it when they do, but I don't hold it against them when they don't. I know I can always come to my kinky phone sex lovers to get my needs fulfilled!

Naturally, I'm not just going to take without giving, and that's why I make such a good phone sex girlfriend. I love fulfilling your fantasies, and I really appreciate it when you do the same for me. Of course, the very best times happen we're both wanting the same thing at the same time! :)

Roleplay phone sex is very versatile and can definitely be used to fulfill both our fantasies. I can't tell you how many times boys have told me that I'm an incredible roleplayer. I guess it's because I genuinely enjoy it. It's so much fun to craft fantasies together!

Speaking of which, I'd love to craft some fantasies with you. Why not give GFE phone sex girl Capri a call? Let's see just what we can get into together, shall we? ;)

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Strap On Phone Sex


A lot of men who call me for strap on phone sex ask me what they can do to prepare for such a fantasy in between calls. I always like it when they ask me things like this because it shows a desire to take initiative. That's something ladies like me always like.

The answer is, yes, there's a lot you can do to keep that ass of yours in good shape for strap on fun. As a matter of fact, I've even got a whole regimen of anal training that I like to prescribe for my boys.

Of course, I tailor it to each individual boy, but the basics are quite simple. It requires a lot of lube, some rubber gloves if you so desire, and a little patience. Toys are nice, but not necessary.

If you follow my instructions of slowly teasing and stretching your ass while you masturbate, you'll be enjoying strap on sex in no time. And if you're already having it, keeping that ass in shape will make it much easier to keep enjoying it!

Why not give Ms. Lisa a call? This mature phone sex lady would love to share some of my anal training tricks with you.