Monday, February 28, 2011

Granny Phone Sex


Hello, boys. My name is Eddy, and I'm a phone sex Granny and reformed prude.

You might not have guessed that from my current occupation, huh? But it's true. When I was a young, church-going girl, I was married to a boring, church-going man. Sex was nothing but an obligation, a quick in-out, in-out affair on Saturday night in missionary position with the lights off. Once I was divorced, though, I learned that there was a whole 'nother world out there, just waiting for me to explore it.

I've done a lot of kinky things since I got rid of Churchy McJesus. Some you would probably never imagine, even. And that's what I bring into kinky phone sex calls with you.

I've got all the experience of a mature phone sex lady with none of the jadedness. I've still got enthusiasm for all the nasty things that you like to do sexually, and I think that's something you'll appreciate once you call me up.

It really doesn't matter what you want to do. I'm up for anything, from something as tame as roleplay to as wild and naughty as you want to be. Not that roleplay can't be kinky in and of itself sometimes!

If you'd like a granny phone sex call with me, you should give me a call. My number is 1-877-TASTY-10, and I'll be waiting for you!

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Monday, February 21, 2011

Strap-On Phone Sex


First and foremost, guys, I should tell you that this mature phone sex lady has had lots and lots of experience with sex toys.

It's mostly because I'm a bisexual woman. When I play with my girlfriend, we love to dig into the toybox for something fun to enjoy together. So it makes sense that I've spent lots of time using toys. So much time, in fact, that you could call me something of an expert.

My favorite toy to use with my girlfriend is our strap-on. I like both giving and receiving, but I've gotten really good at giving. I make her cum so hard every single time. Almost every time she and I have sex, the strap-on comes out because we both like it so much.

That should tell you something, darling. When it comes to strap-on phone sex, nobody beats Ms. Lisa's prowess.

My girlfriend likes to suck on my strap-on before I put it inside her. I love the look of a pair of lips wrapped around the big rubber cock between my legs. I'm sure you know what that means. You're going to be swallowing down my big cock before I bend you over and fuck your ass with it.

I have other ideas for strap-on play, too. I've got an awfully twisted idea for small penis humiliation where *you* have to put on the strap-on. You said you wanted to fuck me, right? Your cock is way too small for me to want it in my pussy, so using the strap-on on me is your only chance.

Naturally, your little thing will be in chastity for this. I get to cum, not you.

A little femdom phone sex with older woman will probably do you good. Call me and ask to speak with Ms. Lisa.

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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Feminization Phone Sex


Some guys think that feminization is just about putting on panties and talking with a lisp. But, honestly, there's nothing feminine or sexy about a big, hairy dude in panties that are two sizes too small tripping over his "s" words. So that's what I'm here for, to show you guys how to be sexy instead of cheesy.

Oh, by the way, my name is Casey, and I'm your new feminization Mistress.

I love turning crossdressers into real, live sissies. I've got quite a bit of experience at it, too. I have several gay friends who went on to be drag queens. Do you know who they came to for help with clothes, hair, and makeup? ME.

So, naturally, I've taken my expertise at making men into sissies and made it my specialty: feminization phone sex.

But I'm not going to stop at just making you look girly. I'm going to teach you walk, talk, and act like a girl, too. If you're going to be a sissy, then you have to know exactly how to act as a female.

And do you know what girls like? Girls like cock! I'm going to teach you how to like cock, too. I think a little strap-on phone sex is a good way to start with that.

There's only one thing left for you to do. Call me, Casey, to take the first step toward being a completely feminized little sissy with a fetish phone sex call!

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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Mature Phone Sex


I've always had a thing for younger men. Even when I was in high school, all my boyfriends were at least a couple of years younger than me. I'm not sure why it's always been that way. Maybe your mature phone sex lady has just always liked being the one who's in control in the relationship.

I enjoy roleplay, of course, but that's not all I like. If there's any way that I can get naughty with men who are half my age, then I'm up for it.

The first time I played with a man who was younger than me by a considerable margin was when I was in my mid-30s. I'd just gotten divorced and had moved to a new neighborhood. My neighbor was a college kid, only 20 years old. I won't get into too many details, but I will tell you that he and I had some good times together until he moved across the country for a job after he graduated.

I've been prowling like the cougar I am ever since!

You'd be amazed where you can find young men who want to be with a phone sex Granny. They're everywhere! I meet them in the mall, at the bar, in movie theaters, at the grocery store, all over. I don't know what it is about me that makes them flock to me, but I hope I never lose it!

Basically, what it all boils down to is roleplay phone sex with me is going to be eerily accurate because the things you fantasize about? Those things are my life!

Pick up your phone and call me, Sydney, right now. We can have a damn good time during a cheap phone sex call with one another.

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Friday, February 11, 2011

BBW Phone Sex


You like to look at big girls and imagine what it'd be like to find yourself in bed with them, don't you? I'm sure you don't want your friends to know 'cause you think they might laugh at you. But I know you can't help but look at girls like me, Desiree, your BBW phone sex girl, and wonder what it would be like.

Well, let me tell you what it's like!

It's like every single fantasy you've ever had and more. You'll actually be holding onto a REAL woman instead of a little twig. I've got big, soft titties to squeeze and suck on. This kinky phone sex girl even likes it when you put your big cock between them. You can titty-fuck me while I suck on the head of your cock!

But the fun doesn't end there. I've got some nice, thick thighs and a sexy round ass for you to enjoy, too. Maybe you've always wondered what it'd be like to do anal with a fat girl. You're in luck, baby...I happen to love taking it up the ass!

You might have different designs on my ass, though. If you're one of those guys who likes ass worship and facesitting, just think of how hot it'll be with a girl with a huge ass! There's plenty to grab, plenty to lick, and plenty to plop right down onto your face.

As you can see, I'm up for pretty much anything. I don't even mind if you call me a fat bitch (or whatever else!) while you're pounding me. To tell you the truth, it turns me on even more when you're rough and nasty with me!

Well, I hope I've convinced you to give your secret fantasy a go. You can call me anytime, baby. Just ask for a cheap phone sex session with Desiree!

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Monday, February 7, 2011

Granny Phone Sex


Hey there, boys. You wouldn't happen to know anybody who has a granny phone sex fantasy, would you? Because I sure am looking for a man that to play with.

My name's Marsha, and I'm a real-life Granny. If I told you how many years I've been doing really naughty things with younger men, you probably wouldn't believe me! I guess you could say I've made it my life's goal to corrupt as many 20-somethings as possible.

You might be wondering what I'm into. The short answer is everything! I am absolutely a no limits phone sex Granny. You can't say that about just every older woman, now can you?

It's not just vanilla stuff that I'm into, either. Oh, don't get me wrong. I love hot vanilla sex as much as any girl, but I enjoy fetish calls, too. As a mature phone sex lady, I'm used to being in control. So taking charge with you just comes naturally to me!

I think my favorite type of fetish fantasy is guided masturbation. Cock control is a fun game to play--believe me, I've been doing it for a long, long time. Telling you how to stroke it and teasing you until you think you can't stand it anymore is a sure-fire way to make my pussy dripping wet.

It really doesn't matter what kind of fantasy you've got, baby. Vanilla, kinky, anything. I've been around the block quite a few times, and I've seen it all. I can probably show you some things you've never even thought about before, much less seen.

Ready? Give me a call. All you've got to do is dial 1-877-TASTY-10 for cheap phone sex with your kinky granny, Marsha!

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Friday, February 4, 2011

Coed Phone Sex


Hey, guys. I wanna talk to you about fucking. :) I'm a coed phone sex girl who's specializing in that particular subject, and I thought you and I should discuss it in more detail!

Oh, by the way, my name's Teena. Just FYI.

I'm only 18, so I haven't been playing with dudes very long. I've been doing phone sex an even shorter amount of time, but I think I've already got a pretty good idea about what you guys want.

For example, I love to roleplay and talk about the naughty stuff we'd do if I were there with you. I think my favorite roleplay might be the babysitter/Dad roleplay. You know, where I'm babysitting for your kids, and you come home to catch me masturbating or something. It's a little embarrassing, but I could definitely see myself getting down on my knees to suck your cock after you walk in on me!

Another thing I really like is mutual masturbation. Getting off together is so much fun! Hearing your moans while you stroke your cock for me makes my pussy even wetter than it already is. Which means I cum just as hard for you as you cum for me!

So would you like to have some anything goes phone sex with a hot coed like me? Great! Then call me! Don't forget to ask for me, Teena.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Cuckold Phone Sex


Hello, hello, boys. I've got a question for you. Have you ever met a swinger before? A real-life swinger, I mean, not just some girl online who claims she goes to swingers' parties because she thinks it makes her sound sexier. Well, now you have. I'm Doloris, mature phone sex lady by day, dirty orgy fiend by night.

I've been going to swingers' parties for 20 years. There's not a whole lot I haven't seen, done, and enjoyed during that time. Some of those things I shared with my husband, and some of them I enjoyed all by myself!

I think swinging is what sparked my interest in cuckolding. At first, hubby and I were more into wife-swapping and girl/girl action, but as time went on, the two of us got a lot more hardcore. Mrs. Doloris became well-known as the neighborhood hot wife--and I don't just mean because I'm one sexy older lady, either.

I love to cuckold my husband. The poor thing wasn't exactly what you'd call gifted with a big cock. I still let him fuck me from time to time to keep him happy, but there's no doubt who's in control in my house.

It's not really a secret that he likes to watch me fuck other men. I don't let him play with his cock while he watches, but if he's lucky, he'll get some other action. A lot of male swingers go both ways, if you know what I mean, so hubby gets to indulge his bisexual fantasies more often than not when I bring home a big swinger stud. We both love getting plowed by a big cock!

Naturally, my own personal cuckold lifestyle carries over into my phone fantasy sessions with you boys as well. Cuckold phone sex is my specialty, especially if you're one of those cuck guys who has fantasies about other men. If that sounds like you, then, well, I think you know what you need to do. Call Mrs. Doloris right now, and let's share some fantasies, honey!

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