Monday, February 28, 2011
Granny Phone Sex
Hello, boys. My name is Eddy, and I'm a phone sex Granny and reformed prude.
You might not have guessed that from my current occupation, huh? But it's true. When I was a young, church-going girl, I was married to a boring, church-going man. Sex was nothing but an obligation, a quick in-out, in-out affair on Saturday night in missionary position with the lights off. Once I was divorced, though, I learned that there was a whole 'nother world out there, just waiting for me to explore it.
I've done a lot of kinky things since I got rid of Churchy McJesus. Some you would probably never imagine, even. And that's what I bring into kinky phone sex calls with you.
I've got all the experience of a mature phone sex lady with none of the jadedness. I've still got enthusiasm for all the nasty things that you like to do sexually, and I think that's something you'll appreciate once you call me up.
It really doesn't matter what you want to do. I'm up for anything, from something as tame as roleplay to as wild and naughty as you want to be. Not that roleplay can't be kinky in and of itself sometimes!
If you'd like a granny phone sex call with me, you should give me a call. My number is 1-877-TASTY-10, and I'll be waiting for you!
1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)