Dirty Phone Sex

Hi, guys. Ms. Lisa here. I want to talk to you today about a fantasy that I know is very, very common among men. Sometimes, they're lucky enough to have it fulfilled and sometimes not. But if you call a mature phone sex lady like myself, you'll definitely have it fulfilled....

I'm talking about threesomes, of course. Generally, men fantasize about having two girls in their bed, but the more adventurous of you out there may want a girl and a guy, or even two guys.

The MFF threesome has been the subject of pretty much every straight or bisexual man's masturbatory fantasies at least once in his life. And what's not to love, right? You get two women to shower you with attention and play with one another for your own titillation. And if you're able to help these women fulfill their own bicurious fantasies, more the better, right?

Unfortunately, it doesn't always work that way in real life, does it? Women can be jealous creatures and don't necessarily want to share their men with another woman. That's not how it is with a kinky phone sex call with me, though. My girlfriend and I have been sharing one another with men for a long time, and we enjoy every minute of it.

Imagine your wildest threesome fantasies. Now imagine me making them all come true for you! My girlfriend and I can do whatever you want--play with you together, play with one another while you watch. Maybe you'd even like to see me use my strap-on on her. ;)

No matter what kind of threesome fantasy you've got, Ms. Lisa wants to help you fulfill it. All you've got to do is call me for a hot dirty phone sex fantasy. Talk to you soon!

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Strap-On Phone Sex

First and foremost, guys, I should tell you that this mature phone sex lady has had lots and lots of experience with sex toys.

It's mostly because I'm a bisexual woman. When I play with my girlfriend, we love to dig into the toybox for something fun to enjoy together. So it makes sense that I've spent lots of time using toys. So much time, in fact, that you could call me something of an expert.

My favorite toy to use with my girlfriend is our strap-on. I like both giving and receiving, but I've gotten really good at giving. I make her cum so hard every single time. Almost every time she and I have sex, the strap-on comes out because we both like it so much.

That should tell you something, darling. When it comes to strap-on phone sex, nobody beats Ms. Lisa's prowess.

My girlfriend likes to suck on my strap-on before I put it inside her. I love the look of a pair of lips wrapped around the big rubber cock between my legs. I'm sure you know what that means. You're going to be swallowing down my big cock before I bend you over and fuck your ass with it.

I have other ideas for strap-on play, too. I've got an awfully twisted idea for small penis humiliation where *you* have to put on the strap-on. You said you wanted to fuck me, right? Your cock is way too small for me to want it in my pussy, so using the strap-on on me is your only chance.

Naturally, your little thing will be in chastity for this. I get to cum, not you.

A little femdom phone sex with older woman will probably do you good. Call me and ask to speak with Ms. Lisa.

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