Sunday, May 8, 2011

Panty Tease Phone Sex


Hey, boys! Guess what. This tease and denial Princess has a new game in mind for all you dirty old pervs out there! Wanna hear what it is?

Ok, I got the cutest new pair of panties today! *Giggles* If your dick wasn't already hard, I'm sure it is now. ;)

Anyways, this pair of cute pink panties with Hello Kitty on them is amazing! They're going to be even more amazing, though, when I tease you with 'em! *Giggles* What? You don't think your dick will get ridiculously hard when you catch a glimpse of these cute panties when I bend over in front of you in my short skirt? This little panty tease begs to differ!

I'm so good at being a little cock tease. All it takes is a flash of my cute little panty-covered ass, and you boys are going crazy. What does that say about you? LOLOLOL!

Since you seem to like my panties so much, what would you do if I took 'em off and tossed 'em over to you? I bet you'll sniff 'em like a dirty old man would! LOLOLOL, I was right. You totally sniffed! Ew, are you gonna lick 'em, too? I mean, my pussy tastes yums and all, but licking panties? Gross!

Well, you're not gonna be able to fuck me because you're such a disgusting old perv, but I might let you jack off in my panties. If you're lucky. It'll be funny for me, at least! So give me, Mallory, a call right now for some dirty coed phone sex.

<3 Mallory <3
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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Granny Phone Sex


Up until a few years ago, I was practically a virgin. I know, I know. That's practically unheard of in a mature phone sex woman. But it's the truth, honey. I swear it.

The problem was, I was married to a big old oaf of a man who was useless when it came to anything to do with sex. Actually, no, the problem was that he was useless when it came to sex, and I didn't know any better! When I heard other women talk about sex, I had no idea what they meant. It wasn't fun and addictive for me, just boring and a little unpleasant.

Once I finally had the good sense to get divorced, that all changed. I guess you could say I turned into a bit of a cougar. I wear the label proudly!

By definition, "cougar" means "older woman who preys on younger men." Oh, yes, honey, that's absolutely what I do! This former church lady gone bad finds younger men everywhere I go and seduces them into bed like clockwork.

That's how it works in a roleplay phone sex call with me, too, by the way. I find you, and then I seduce you. If that's one of your fantasies, to be seduced by an older woman, then I can make it happen for you. That kind of thing is right up my alley.

In the years following my divorce, I got quite an education, so I'm not the practical virgin I was before. Now I'm a Granny phone sex slut and proud of it! If you want to know exactly what I mean, just give Granny Eddy a call, why don't you?

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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Roleplay Phone Sex


Hi, guys. Capri, your roleplay phone sex expert, here. How are all of you today? Good, I hope. I also hope you're ready to get dirty with me!

What's your pleasure today? Naughty next-door neighbor? Dirty secretary? Schoolgirl? I can do it all!

"But, Capri, what's your favorite roleplay?" Truthfully, it's hard for me to choose. There are just so many different possibilities! Plus, different roleplays are hotter with different men, as I'm sure you can imagine, right? ;)

A lot of guys want GFE phone sex with me. You know what that is, right? The girlfriend experience? I love being their phone girlfriend! I also really love it when they want their phone girlfriend to do something a little...naughty.

Being a cheating girlfriend means taking GFE phone sex to a whole new level! And it's a level that's so much fun. What happens when you walk in and find your girlfriend fucking another guy? Do you punish me for being so bad? Or do you get off on watching, turning it into a hot cuckold phone sex call?

There's only one way to find out, isn't there? Pick up your phone and call me for a little cheap phone sex. You're going to love every minute of it!

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sissy Phone Sex


If there's one thing Ms. Gladys knows, it's sissy boys. All you sluts need a firm hand, and I'm the one who's ready to give it to you.

Some of you may think that the feminization aspect is all there is to sissy phone sex. But you have no idea how wrong you are. Dressing you up in panties--hell, even a full outfit--is just the beginning. Once you're all prettied up, the real fun begins.

I've got a lot of different things I like to do with sissies. Sometimes, I think it's funny to just sit back and watch you. A lot of times, I'll give a little sissy slut a dildo and tell him I want to see him masturbate. Watching him play with his little clitty and fuck his pussy with that toy gives me a good laugh!

Of course, sometimes, I like to take matters into my own hands with a little strap on phone sex. A slut just can't fuck himself as hard as I can. I'll make it so you can't walk straight for a week.

Just wait 'til you have to explain that to somebody! Ha!

Call Ms. Gladys, your mature phone sex Mistress, and see how I handle you sissy whores.

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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Humiliation Phone Sex


Sooo...you want to be humiliated by the very best phone sex Humiliatrix around, huh? Yeah, well, you and everybody else. Do you really think you can handle me? Better think long and hard about that before you read any farther.

I'm pretty brutal. I don't believe in pulling punches to preserve your delicate little male ego. Not much makes me happier than making a boy or two or twelve cry.

I'm good at it, too. If you come to me to be humiliated, I'm not going to spare you. You made your bed; now lie in it.

One of my favorite humiliation tactics is CFNM humiliation. Just in case you're one of those losers who doesn't *get* acronyms, it means Clothed Female, Naked Male.

And, yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. You have to get naked, and I'm going to keep my clothes on. And I get to laugh at whatever I see you were hiding under those clothes, like, I don't know, YOUR TINY FUCKING COCK!

CFNM often precedes small penis humiliation, and that's exactly what's going to happen here. What? You didn't think I was making you get naked so I could fuck you, did you? LOL! That's even funnier than your useless pencil dick!

Those of you who are brave enough should call Miss Sheridan for some humiliation phone sex. Those of you who aren't should go and pray that one day you'll be able to handle me.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Dirty Phone Sex


Hi, guys. Ms. Lisa here. I want to talk to you today about a fantasy that I know is very, very common among men. Sometimes, they're lucky enough to have it fulfilled and sometimes not. But if you call a mature phone sex lady like myself, you'll definitely have it fulfilled....

I'm talking about threesomes, of course. Generally, men fantasize about having two girls in their bed, but the more adventurous of you out there may want a girl and a guy, or even two guys.

The MFF threesome has been the subject of pretty much every straight or bisexual man's masturbatory fantasies at least once in his life. And what's not to love, right? You get two women to shower you with attention and play with one another for your own titillation. And if you're able to help these women fulfill their own bicurious fantasies, more the better, right?

Unfortunately, it doesn't always work that way in real life, does it? Women can be jealous creatures and don't necessarily want to share their men with another woman. That's not how it is with a kinky phone sex call with me, though. My girlfriend and I have been sharing one another with men for a long time, and we enjoy every minute of it.

Imagine your wildest threesome fantasies. Now imagine me making them all come true for you! My girlfriend and I can do whatever you want--play with you together, play with one another while you watch. Maybe you'd even like to see me use my strap-on on her. ;)

No matter what kind of threesome fantasy you've got, Ms. Lisa wants to help you fulfill it. All you've got to do is call me for a hot dirty phone sex fantasy. Talk to you soon!

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

BBW Phone Sex


When I was younger, I didn't have the kind of self-confidence I've got now. Why, I was actually silly enough to believe that men might never want a big girl like me. As I grew up, though, I learned the error of my ways. Between all the dirty things I like to do in my everyday life and taking all your BBW phone sex calls, I've seen the light.

I guess I should apologize to all of you. I mean, it was wrong of me to think men were so shallow that all they cared about was a stick-figure body. It was even more wrong of me to paint you all with the same brush and assume that none of you had a fetish for a nice, soft, thick body.

So consider this my apology, boys. I'm offering myself up to fulfill any and all of your phone sex fetish needs. Sound like a fair trade-off to you?

You'll probably find that my big, sexy body lends itself well to certain types of fantasies. Things like facesitting and giantess fantasies and so on. If that kind of thing is what you're into, then I've got what you're looking for.

If, on the other hand, those things don't appeal to you, don't worry. I've got a variety of interests that's as wide as my beautiful round ass! Just tell me what you've got in mind, and I'll make it happen, some way, somehow.

The only thing you've got to do in order to have to have a hot session with this BBW with a young phone sex voice is to call me. Just dial 1-877-TASTY-10 and ask for me, Desiree!

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