Thursday, June 9, 2011

Tease And Denial Phone Sex


What's up, fuckers? Are you checking out your coed phone sex Mistress again? Stupid boys. Haven't you figured out that you're NEVER gonna get anything from me yet? Geez.

Keep looking. I don't care. Just keep your dirty little hands to yourself. Who knows where those have been?

Just know this. The longer you look, the harder your dick's gonna get. And I'M damn sure not going to do anything about it. As a matter of fact, this tease and denial Princess is gonna do everything she can to encourage your blue balls.

Keep looking. Keep wishing. Keep dreaming. Just remember that you'll NEVER be that lucky in this lifetime, LOLOLOLOL!

I'll do the same thing on the phone with you. My perfect body and my young phone sex voice will make your dick so hard. But in the end, I'm just gonna laugh at you and tell you that you can't cum! Why? Because it's fun for me. I love having a good laugh at you losers' expense!

So pick up that phone and call Sheridan for the very best in tease and denial phone sex!

1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Forced Bi Phone Sex


Let's get one thing straight here. Even though the title of this post is Forced Bi Phone Sex, there ain't a damn thing forced about it, not really. All you panty-wearing sluts secretly wanna suck a big dick, but you're so ashamed of it that it makes you feel better to think of it as me "forcing" you.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bub.

They know your strict phone sex Mistress pretty well at the local adult bookstore. I bet you can guess why. I spend a lot of time in there with the sissy sluts that I train.

You sissy phone sex whores all need to spend some time at the glory hole before Ms. Gladys finishes your training. Don't think I don't see how hard your pin dicks get underneath your panties when you're on your knees in a sleazy back room. I know how much you love the taste of another man's cock. It's all you think about when I let you play with your little clitty.

You need to come on and start your sissy training. There's no time like the present boys. Pick up that phone and call your strict mature phone sex Mistress, Ms. Gladys, at 1-877-TASTY-10.

1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Cheating Girlfriend Phone Sex


I know most of you know me as the perfect GFE phone sex girlfriend. And for the most part, that's the truth. My standards are very flexible. I find all kinds of men interesting and attractive and, most of all, sexy.

But...sometimes, I run across a guy that's too pathetic, even for me. His cock is worthless: it's tiny, and he either can't get it up or he cums in five seconds. His bedroom skills are laughable. Basically, he just sucks at life.

I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me, though. Just because a guy sucks at life doesn't mean I won't be his girlfriend. I'm not going to give him any, of course, but I'll still be his girlfriend...his cheating girlfriend!

Funny how guys like that are so quick to line up to be my cuckold. They don't care if I fuck other guys, as long as I'll still be their girlfriend. In fact, it seems like they get off on it! I know they really love it when I tell them all about my exploits....

Good thing I love cuckold phone sex, huh? ;)

Regardless of whether you're cuck or bull, call me and let me be your phone sex girlfriend Capri. If you're a cuck, I can humiliate you soooo badly. If not, then I'll use you to humiliate my little cuckolds! How does that sound, boys?

1-877-TASTY-10 (1-877-827-8910)